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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(via palmist)

You’re a Bitch

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You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via palmist)

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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(via palmist)